Texas born and Los Angeles annoyed comedian and actor, David Smalley, tried to enter the world sideways just to piss off his mother. And he decided to do it 10 days after the New Year so his dad couldn’t claim him on taxes. He’s been a disappointment ever since. David says things that you’d get fired for saying at work. He’s not afraid to cover religion, politics, adult entertainment, or fill up the tallest of swear jars. So strap in, or on, (he doesn’t judge) and check your social justice card at the door. David is coming to make you laugh and hate yourself for it.